Usual studying. (Note to myself: Remember to send resume to Meadowlarke). Found some quotes. Thought I’d share:

*On a tombstone: “I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK” (Anonymous)

*She’s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. (Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo’s fiancee)

*Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!!!! (Vince Lewonski)

*Suppose you were an idiot….And suppose you were a member of Congress….But I repeat myself. (Mark Twain)

*My girlfriend is weird. She asked me, “If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?” I said, “No.” She said, “Okay, then forget it.” (Steven Wright) (Me: I’d be worried if I was him.. very worried)

I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, “I’d like some fries.” The girl at the counter said, “Would you like some fries with that?” - Jay Leno

I date this girl for two years – and then the nagging starts: “I wanna know your name…” - Mike Binder

Don’t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. – F. P. Jones