The quality of a book can be gauged by the number of times you nearly miss your subway stop.
– Saira; Jan 26, 2005.

Man using snowblower on Bloor St. pavement. Woman coming in the opposite direction. Snowblower decides to flirt. Changes course erratically. Scares the living daylights out of the woman. Man steering it finally wakes up. Saira walking behind snowblower stiffles a laugh unsuccessfully.

Edit: Hypen added per Sameer. Ta da.