Overheard following conversation on Bloor St.:

1st Woman: … She’s paying for the condo and for the car so it’s like what’s he bringing to the relationship. So he takes her to a U2 concert in Ireland.
2nd Woman: He probably got the tickets for free.
1st Woman: Yeah but still. Its the EXPERIENCE…

Me: Oh hell. Now I wanna watch a U2 concert in Ireland.